Shark Week? Try Shark Semicentury.

Buh-duh. Buh-duh. Ba-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh. We’ve all heard that intense, driving two-note score that John Williams wrote for Jaws in 1975, and have subsequently held our breath as we watch the camera push through water along the ocean floor, driving steadily upwards towards flailing limbs just waiting to be chomped by what lies beneath. The only thing […]

The Inevitable Jack Davenport Appreciation Post

Well, this was bound to happen at some point. It may as well happen now. Whenever I am asked/freely spout to anyone who will humor me about my favorite actors, I begin by listing off the well-known stars: Hugh Jackman, Benedict Cumberbatch, Colin Farrell, Chris Pratt… Always, the final name on the list is Jack […]

What I Need from the MST3k Reboot

One of my earliest memories was playing in my grandfather’s living room while he watched TV. I remember him laughing merrily at the screen, and I would occasionally look up. I couldn’t tell you for the life of me what the film on the screen was, but I distinctly remember three silhouettes sitting in the […]